PRACTICAL MAGIC

Aunt Frances:(V.O): For more than 200 years we Owens women have been blamed by everything that's ever gone wrong in this town.

(V.O): Is that why people hate us so much, Aunt Frances?

Aunt Frances (V.O): They don't hate us, sweetheart.

(V. O): We just make them a little nervous.

Aunt Frances (V.O): Let's face it, Jet, We Owens women have always created a stir. It all began with your ancestor, Maria.

A woman: She was a witch.

Aunt Frances (V.O): The first in our family. And you are the most recent in a long and distinguished line.

(V.O): Is that why they wanted to hang her? Because she was a witch?

(V. O): The fact that she was a bit of a heartbreaker didn't help. Nor did it help that most of her lovers had wives on the hanging committee.

Aunt Frances (V.O): But no, I didn't think it was either of those reasons. They feared her because she had a gift a power that has been passed on to you children. She had the gift of magic. And it was this very gift that saved her life. She was vanished to this very island. With her unborn child growing inside her belly. She waited for her lover to rescue her. But he never came. No one came. In a moment of despair, she cat a spell upon herself that she would never again feel the agony of love. But as her bitterness grew the spell turned into a curse. A curse on any man who dared love an Owens woman.

===== EXT. BEACH DAY=====

(V. O): Is that why Daddy died? From the curse?

Aunt Frances (V.O): Yes, my darling.

Aunt Frances (V.O): Your mother knew She heard the beetles ticking for your father's death all day long. She knew that when you hear the sound of the deathwatch beetle the man you love is doomed to die.

===== EXT. HOUSE =====

Aunt Frances (V.O): That's how you came to live with us. You tucked you into our lives then. We've raised you the best way we know how.

Aunt Jet (V.O): In this house we have chocolate cake for breakfast. We never bother with silly things like bedtimes or brushing our teeth.

Aunt Frances (V.O): But with the sweets comes the sour.

Aunt Jet (V.O): So when you find yourself the center of attention

Young Gillian: Hi! You want to play?

Aunt Jet (V.O): It's not that they hate you. It's that, well... We're different.

Girls: You witch! Witch, witch! You're a bitch!

=== EXT. GARDEN ===

Aunt Jet: Gillian, Sally. The only curse in this family is sitting there at the end of the table. Your Aunt Fanny.

Aunt Jet: Oh come on. You have to admit that any man who gets involved with an Owens woman is bound to end up 6 feet under.

Aunt Jet: Spare me.

Aunt Frances: What about my poor Ethan?

Aunt Jet: Fate.

Aunt Frances: Accident.

Young Sally: Mommy died of a broken heart, didn't she?

Aunt Frances: Yes, my darling girl, she did.

Aunt Jet: My little witch. Let's go inside and do some spells.

Young Sally: What about my homework?

Aunt Jet: Pish! Tosh! You'll both learn things in the house. Let's go.

Young Sally: Come on Gilly.

Young Gillian: I'm coming, Sally.

=== INT. KITCHEN ===

Aunt Jet: Very good, Sally. You've been blessed with a gift.

Young Gillian: What about me?

Aunt Frances: We don't worry about you, Gilly- Bean. Your talents will emerge in time.

=== KNOCKING ON THE DOOR ===

Aunt Jet: Sally, you just stay right there. Keep working on your spells. Just keep working on your spells.

Aunt Jet: Get the bird.

Aunt Frances: Get the book.

A woman: I want him so much, I can't think about anything else. I don't sleep. He has to leave his wife. He has to leave her now.

Aunt Jet: Perhaps you might find one better suited.

A woman: I don't want anyone else. He's all I think about. Why the hell else would I come here?

Aunt Frances: Take the money, Jet.

A woman: I want him to want me so much he can't stand it.

Aunt Jet: Be careful what you wish for.

=== INT. STAIRS ===

Young Sally: I hope I never fall in love. I hope I never fall in love.

Young Gillian: I can't wait to fall in love.

=== INT. ROOM===

Young Sally: " He will hear my call a mile away. He will whistle my favorite song. He can ride a pony backwards."

Young Gillian: What are you doing?

Young Sally: Summoning up a true love spell. called Amas Veritas. " He can flip pancakes in the air. He'll be marvelously kind. And his favorite shape will be a star. And he'll have one green eye and one blue."

Young Gillian: Thought you never wanted to fall in love.

Young Sally: That's the point. The guy I dreamed of doesn't exist. And if he doesn't exist, I'll never die of a broken heart. And if he doesn't exist, I'll never die of a broken heart.

=== INT ROOM NIGHT===

Gillian: Get the door. Sal, you have no idea.

Sally: Do you love him enough to marry him?

Gillian: Oh, come on, Sal, What's enough? I hate it here. I want to go where no one's even heard of us.

Sally: I feel like I'll never see you again.

Gillian: Of course you will. You can see me again. We'll grow old together. It'll be you and me living in a big house. These 2 old biddies with all these cats. I bet we even die on the same day.

Sally: You swear?

Gillian: (to her boyfriend) Honey! I need your pocketknife. (to Sally) Here. My blood. Your blood. Our blood.

=== EXT. POST OFFICE ===

Aunt Frances: Good morning. Hello, boys. Charlie! Looking good! God, what was I thinking? Oh, Franny, let it go.

Aunt Jet: Oh My goodness, Gillian's in Orlando! (to Sally) She's in Orlando!

Aunt Frances: I guess the Roto-Rooter man's history.

Aunt Jet: Well, according to that.

Sally: This is insane. She keeps going through all these guys.

Aunt Frances: Hopefully, someday she'l find a guy who'll go through her.

Aunt Jet: Hello, darling, How are you?

Aunt Frances: Oh, Jet, just give it up.

Aunt Jet: Never.

Sally: God, I miss her.

Aunt Jet: Oh, sweetie! Oh, dear.

Aunt Frances: Oh, Samson! Now, just knock it off.

Sally: All I want is a normal life.

Aunt Frances: My darling girl, when are you going to understand that "normal" is not necessarily a virtue? It rather denotes a lack of courage.

Sally: Well, it's what I want.

Aunt Jet: See this couple? He's having an affair with the babysitter. And she can eat a cake in under a minute.

===EXT. GARDEN ===

Aunt Jet: What time is it?

Aunt Frances: Any moment now. (to Sally) Where are you going, dear?

Aunt Jet: Most excellent.

Sally (VO): Dear Gillian, Today is our third anniversary and all I have to show for it are 2 beautiful little girls and a husband I just can't stop kissing. I don't even mind the beard. I wish you could see us. No more stones being thrown, no taunts cried out. Everything is just so blissfully normal. Life is perfect. Dear Sal:

=== EXT. SWIMMING POOL ===

Gillian (V.O.) I'm lying in the sun. I'm hanging by the pool. I've got a million friends. You might say that life is perfect. But I don't care about any of it. In fact, I only have 2 words to say to you: Jimmy Angelvo.

===EXT. ROAD===

Michael: Hey, boys, catch anything today?

Boys: Not much.

Michael: See you in a bit. Hey, Jimmy, What's going on?

===INT. BEDROOM ===

(Sally hears the beetles ticking)

Sally: I hear you. Don't.

===EXT. ROAD===

Michael: How's Mary doing? She good?

===INT. BEDROOM ===

(Sally looks for the beetle)

Sally: That's can't be. No! I know you're in there.

===EXT. ROAD===

A woman: Michael, look out!

A man: Look out behind you! On your right!

( A truck hit Michael)

===INT. AUNT'S HOUSE NIGHT===

Sally: It was the curse, wasn't it? He died because I loved him so much!

Aunt Frances: My poor little girl. We had no idea when we cast the spell.

Sally: What spell? What are you talking about? Oh, You didn't. Please tell me that my own flesh and blood.

Aunt Jet: It was just a little push. You wanted so much to be happy.

Aunt Frances: We never expected that you'd truly love him.

Sally: Well, I did. And I want him back. You brought him into my life. You bring him back! I have never asked you for anything ! I never asked for spells, but do this! You can bring him back.

Aunt Jet: No, dear. You don't do that!

Aunt Frances: You don't do that.

Sally: You can do this. I know you can. I remamber. I found here when Mommy and Daddy died.

Aunt Frances: Even if we did bring him back, it wouldn't be Michael. It'd be something else. Something dark and unnatural.

Sally: I don't care what he comes back as. As long as he comes back. Please do this for me. Please!

=== EXT AUNT'S HOUSE DAY===

(Sally comes aunt's house with her two chirdren)

Sally (V.O) : This is only temporary, don't get too comfortable. There'll be no chocolate for breakfast. Homework will be done after dinner teeth and hair brushed before bed.

Sally: And as for you two my children will never do magic. Ever.

===INT. BEDROOM MORNING===

Kylie: Mom? It's time for us to go to school. Mommy. It's the same time as yesterday and the day before that, and the day before that. Out of bed, sleepyhead! I'm worried about Antonia. Do you know she puts on her mouse ears, she drives around town all liquored up. Naked! All right. I'll see you around.

Sally: Come here, you! I'm sorry, baby. I'm just so tired

Kylie:It's okay, Mommy.

Sally: Gilly.

===INT BEDROOM NIGHT===

Gillian: Sally.

Jimmy: I was just thinking about you.

Gillian: You are always thinking about me. Honey, I just have to go to the bathroom.

Jimmy: Let's go together.

Gillian: Jimmy, come on.

Jimmy: I'm just kidding. Go.

===INT. BEDROOM NIGHT ===

(Gillian came home)

Sally: I was really, really happy. Sally We were going to open a botanical shop. Michael'd get the ingredients. And I'd make the stuff. He really loved my mint-oatmeal shaving cream. He couldn't stop eating it. I'm sure all this is really boring to you. But he really made me lough.

Sally: Angelov? What kind of name is that?

Gillian: Bulgarian.

Sally: Bulgarian?

Gillian: Huh, huh. He's from somewhere near Transylvania. He has this whole Dracula-cowboy thing about him. He's just so intense. I mean, he talks about our rerationship in terms of centuries. Sometimes we just stay up all night worshipping each other like bats. Thank God for Jet's belladonna or I'd never get any sleep.

Sally: Why are you taking that stuff?

Gillian: I'm not using it. I just give it to him every now and then. That's all.

Sally: So you're drugging your boyfriend to get a little shut-eye? Doesn't that seem strange to you?

Gillian: Maybe. And he's strong. So much stronger than me. He can survive the curse. Do you forgive our mother?

Sally: Sometimes.

Gillian: You'll never forgive yourself unless you get up and you get dressed and brush your teeth, because your breath stinks and you take care of those little girls.

Sally: Yeah. You're right.

Gillian: I love you.

Sally: I love you too, Gilly-Bean.

===EXT. BOTANICAL SHOP===

A boy: How's your wicked mommy doing?

Children: Witch! Witch! You're a witch!

===INT. BOTANICAL SHOP===

You'd think, after 300 years, they'd make up a better ryme.

===EXT. BOTANICAL SHOP===

A Mother: Really, you troublemaker started this.

Kylie: I hate you!

Sally: Put the finger down, Kylie.

Kylie: I hope you get chikenpox.

Sally: She was just kidding.

Antonia: No, she wasn't, Mom. She was not kidding.

Sally: What's wrong with you? We do not cast and we do not toy with people's lives. Do you understand? This is not a game.

Kylie: No, you don't cast. You probably couldn't even if you tried! She has all this power and doesn't use it!

Antonia: I think you really hurt Mom's feelings.

===INT. HOUSE===

Antonia: Kylie thinks any man who marries us is going to croak.

Aunt Frances: That's such hogwash. What about your grandparents, Jack and Regina?

Kylie: grandma Regina died of broken heart, didn't she? How could she do that? Leave Mom and Aunt Gilly behind when they were just little girls?

Antonia: Why won't she talk about it?

Kylie: Was Mama good at spells as a girl? Why won't she do spells now?

Sally: What's going on in here?

Aunt Frances: Nothing.

Aunt Jet: Just making toast, is all.

Sally: Did you guys finish your homework? As stom's coming. Go check the windows for me, Okay. (To Aunt Frances) Making toast? I want you both to watch what you say to those girls. I don't you filling their heads with any of your nonsense, okay?

Aunt Jet: We'd never tell them nonsense, dear.

Sally: Good night, sweetie.

==INT. SALLY'S ROOM===

(Sally writes letter to Gillian)

Sally (V.O.) Dearest, Gilly. Sometimes I feel there's a hole inside me an emptiness that, at times seems to burn. I think if you lifted my heart to your ear, probably you could hear the ocean. And the moon tonight, there's a circle around it. A sign of trouble not far behind. I have this dream of being whole. Of not going to sleep each night, wanting. But still, sometimes when the wind is warm or the crickets sing I dream of a love that even time will lie down and be still for. I just want someone to love me. I want to be seen. I don't know. Maybe I've had my happiness. I don't want to believe it but there is no man, Gilly only that moon. (Phone rings) Gillian.

===INT. HOUSE===

Aunt Jet: It's Gillian.

Sally: I know.

Sally: What's wrong?

Gillian: I'm scared. Can you come and get me?

Sally: Where are you? I'm taking the first flight out. Watch the kids.

Aunt Jet: Just go to Gilly. The children'll be fine. We'll take them to the solstic celebration.

Sally: Why can't you two just stay here?

Aunt Frances: We can't back out. We're on the committee. We are presenting.

Sally: Fine. But I don't want them dancing naked under the full moon.

Aunt Jet: No, of course not, dear. Nudity is entirely optional, as you well remember!

=== INT. MOTEL ROOM NIGHT ===

Gillian: The room service here sucks.

Sally: Let's get you out of here.

Gillian: I'm fine.

Gillian: He's been really crazy, you know? We've been driving for 2 weeks straight. I mean, not even straight. In these zigzags, back and forth. Damn these shose! Then today he says he wants a jelly doughnut. An he says to the kid, "Jelly doughnut, with cream." And the kid looked confused. And I said, "Jimmy, jelly's not a cream." And then the kid laughed and I laughed and then he punched me. He punched me real hard. The bastard! Blood on the moon!

Sally: I know.

Gillian: Blood on the moon!

Sally: I know. Get in the car.

Gillian: Where's my tiger's eye? It brings me luck. I left it. I got to get my tiger's eye!

Sally: It's probably in the bag, Gilly! Gillian, come on!

=== INT. CAR NIGHT ===

Jimmy: You drive.

Jimmy: You want some? Nope. Hey, Sally, you ever read any books by Louis L'Amour? Okay, Louis L'Amour is a foreigner and he loved all things cowboy. Just like me, Jimmy-boy. So Louis would write stories about rustlers. Rustlers who were really bad guys.

Gillian: (To Sally)The belladonna is in my bag.

Jimmy: They would try to steal the cattle. But before they could sell them they would try to take away the brand of the owner with an acid, or by scrubbing. Unfortunately, they could never get rid of it. So they would be caught and get hanged.

Sally: What are you doing?

Jimmy: Come on! You can't hide the brand. It's just you and me. (To Sally) Watch the road!

Sally: Shut up! Rustlers and branding! Louis L'Amour by the way is not a foreigner! He's from Noth Dakota, you asshole! Jimmy: Watch the road!

Sally: You're freaking ne out, Dracula freak! Give me the bottle before I plow you into a truck just to get you to shut up!

Jimmy: Calm down! You know, girls. I'm feeling very into sisters right now.

=== EXT. ROAD NIGHT ===

Jimmy: (Singing) You were always on my mind, you were always on my mind...

=== INT. CAR NIGHT ===

Gillian: He should've passed out by now. You don't give him enough?

Sally: I gave him plenty.

Gillian: What's he going to do?

Sally: Just stay calm.

(Jimmy gets into the car)

Jimmy: (Singing) If I made you feel second best, I'm so sorry, I was blind. you were always on my mind...

Gillian: Jimmy, please, baby. Come on, baby, I love you.

Jimmy: I'm sorry, my love. I want to be with you forever.

Gillian: I love you. Jimmy, please.

Gillian: Sal, He's out. He's passed out.

Sally: Oh, God!

Gillian: Oh, My God! How much did you give him?

Sally: I don't know, you know, I wasn't using a measuring cup! He tried to kill you!

Gillian: Come on!

=== EXT. ROAD NIGHT ===

Gillian: Please, God, if you get us out of this, I'll be good. I'll have babies.

Sally: I have babies, Gillian. I had normal. And I worked really hard to get that normal.

Gillian: It's all my fault, Sally. I didn't mean to ruin your life. I just had no one else to turn to.

Sally: Get in the car. Get in the car. We have to go to the police. It was self-defense.

Gillian: The old slowly-poison-him-to-death self-defense? Come on, Sally, they're never going to believe us.

Sally: You really should stop smoking so much.

Gillian: Why?

Sally: I'll probably get life. I should smoke two at once. It'll shorten the sentence. I really don't want to lose my children.

Gillian: I know. I don't want you to either.

Sally: What are you thinking?

Gillian: When Muchael died, you asked the aunts to bring him back.

Sally: But they wouldn't.

Gillian: Wouldn't. but couldn't.

Sally: No, They were right. He'd come back as something dark and unnatural.

Gillian: Jimmy already is dark and unnatural. I don't care what he comes back as.

Sally: No, that is not an option. That is not a choice.

Gillian: We don't have a choice, Sally! This is our choice!

=== INT HOUSE NIGHT ===

Sally: You owe me big-time.

Gillian: Watch his balls.

Sally: You watch them

(Jimmy's on the table)

Gillian: Okay, Jimmy, I will get you out of this but when I do, we are definitely breaking up. It is over.

Sally: What are you doing?

Gillian: Nothing.

Sally: Are you sure you want to do this.

Gillian: Absolutely.

(They cast spells)

Sally: "Lips pursed, emit wind over tongue in motion, teeth on edge.

Gillian: Good enough, good enough.

Sally: "Touch bounded smudge of blue sage with braided wheat staw. insert needles through eyes of corpse."

Gillian: Through the eye?

Sally: n the eye. No way.

Gillian: I think we should wait for the aunts.

Sally:It's not like he's going to stay fresh. It's now or never. I need for you to get me something white to write on top of the star. Chop-chop! This is good.

=== INT. BEDROOM MIDNIGHT ===

Gillian: Wakey-wakey!

Sally: Midnight margaritas! Come on!

=== INT. KITCHEN MIDNIGHT ===

Aunt Frances: I see a man in your future and he is gorgeous.

Gillian: He's big. But you're scared to death and you wind up like a frigid old hag. With your two frigid old hag aunts. I don't know where that came from. That was weird.

Aunt Jet: She's never been interested in her gifts. She just made that all up.

Aunt Frances: Don't lie. Gillian has her own magic. And we all know what it is.

Sally: Oh, please. Since when is being a slut a crime in this family?

Aunt Frances: What would you know about it?

Aunt Frances: When we put that spell on you for Michael we had to bind it with molasses just to get your legs to open up.

Gillian: You self-centered shrew!

Aunt Jet: Igrate!

Gillian: Witch!

===INT. BEDROOM MIDNIGHT ===

Aunt Frances: A lesson they must learn on their own.

Aunt Jet: What about the little ones?

Aunt Frances: Not to worry, Jetty. A good piece of Maria's hanging rope will protect them.

Aunt Jet: You must promise us you won't take them off. Not until we come home.

Aunt Frances: We'll only be gone a short while.

Aunt Jet: Do you hear us? Promise?

===INT. PORCH===

Sally: It was a very personal letter.

Gary Hallet: Yes, ma'am, it was.

Gillian: Hello, there.

Gary Hallet: I'm not going to beat around the bush. I need to find your boyfriend, James Angelvo.

Gillian: I don't know where he is. I wouldn't exactly call him my boyfriend. He's more like a bug mistake.

Gary Hallet: Is that his handiwork there?

Gillian: If a man hits me, he only does it once. Can I take a peek at your

===INT. DOOR MORNING ===

Antonia: you came for breakfast.

Gary Hallet: I just came to talk to your mom.

Antonia: Great! She's having pancakes, too. Do you have a gun? Can I see it? (To Sally) He's here for breakfast.

Gary Hallet: I have a question or two.

=== INT. KITCHEN MORNING ===

Antonia: He's going to stay!

Gillian: Oh, good! Good work. Now go back out there and keep them away from here.

===INT. POACH MORNING ===

Sally: Berradonna. It's a sedative. People put it in their tea to relax, calm their nerves.

Gary Hallet: Some people also use it as a poison.

Sally: Witch people.

Gary Hallet: Witch people. Witches.

Sally: I guess you found me out, huh?

Gary Hallet: Yes, I did.

Sally: You should come here on Halloween. You'd really see something. We all jump off the roof and fly. We kill our husband too. Or is that outside your jurisdiction?

Gary Hallet: Do you have any idea how strange this all sounds to me? I got people telling me you're here cooking up placenta bars you're into devil worship.

Sally: No, there's no devil in the craft.

Gary Hallet: So what kind of a craft do you do?

Sally: Do I do? I manufacture bath oils and soaps and hand lotions and shampoo. And the aunts .. they like to meddle in people's love lives. Magic isn't just spells and potions. Your badge , it's just a star, Just another symble. Your talisman. It can't stop ciminals in their tracks, can it? It has power because you believe it does. Wish you could believe in me.

Gary Hallet: Miss Owens, are you hiding James Angelov?

Sally: Not in this house.

Gary Hallet: Did you or your sister kill James Angelov?

Sally: Oh, Yeah. Couple of times.

===INT. KITCHEN ===

Sally: Antonia, could you make more of a mess?

Antonia: Mom, I'm cooking.

Sally: I can see that.

Gary Hallet: Hey, there. Did you ever seen a saguaro cactus? Step aside, you. Well, you are about to.

(Gary cooks.)

=== INT. GARDEN ===

Gary Hallet: I assume you don't want pancakes.

Kylie: No, we want them! W e want them!

Sally: Be careful. They tend to use those as Frisbees.

Kylie: Can you ride a pony backwards?

Gary Hallet: Backwards, forwards, sideways, you name it.

Sally: Okay, first troll.

Antonia: Look!

Kylie: A star!

Sally: This is not yours.

Gary Hallet: That's all right.

Sally: Second troll.

===INT. KITCHEN===

Gillian: We just stick to our stories. No body, no crime. I'm sorry. I'm feeling like shit. I'm not sleeping. I . Me. Mine.

Sally: That's all you can think about, isn't it? You.

Gillian: It's all about you. I don't want to fight.

Sally: Don't walk away from me. I'm sick and tired of cleaning up your messes.

Gillian: Yeah, you are right. You are always right. I'm just a mess. Just one big mess! At least I've lived my life. You hate me for it because it scares the hell out of you.

Sally: Gillian, I don't hate you.

Gillian: look at you! You spend all your energy trying to fit in, be normal! But you'll never fit in. Because we're different! And so are your girls.

Sally: You leave them out of this. Okay?

Gillian: All my life, I've wished I had half your talent. You're wasting yourself, Sal!

Sally: I want you out of here. I want you done.

Gillian: Okay, fine. I'm gone.

Sally: Good.


=== EXT. GARDEN EVENING ===

Gary Hallet: What was that, Sally? That was him, wasn't it? Is he gone or what?

Sally: Yes, you killed his spirit, but I know I took his life. I'll tell you all need to know. I'll tell you how I did it, where I buried him, what I did it with. I'll tell you how

Gary Hallet: Wow, wow wow, Hold on just a goodamn second, all right? One step at a time. I took on oath to uphold the law. I came here to bring in the bad guy because generally that's what I do. You asked me how many times I read your letter. I must've read it about a thousand times. I know now, It was your letter anything else that brought me here. It was you. And I'm all mixed-up about that.

Sally: The reason you're here and you don't know why is because I sent for you. When I was a little girl, I worked a spell so I would never fall in love. I asked for qualities in a man that I knew couldn't possibly exist.

Gary Hallet: One green eye, one blue?

Sally: But you do.

Gary Hallet: You're saying what I'm feeling is just one of your spells?

Sally: Yeah. It's not real. And if you stay, I wouldn't know if it was because of the spell and you wouldn't know if it was because I didn't want to go to prison.

Gary Hallet: You know, all relationships have problem.

Sally: I'm right, aren't I? You don't know, do you?

Gary Hallet: Why don't you do what you do and what I do. and we'll see where we end up. Okay?

Sally: Okay.

Gary Hallet: Curses only have power when you believe in them. And I don't. You know what? I wished for you too.

===INT. ROOM NIGHT===

Gillian (James inside): I'm feeling very into sisters right now.

Sally: Come on!

(Aunts and children comes back home)

Aunt Jet: It seems we've not arrived in the nick of time.

Aunt Frances: I see our instincts are getting a little rusty.

Aunt Jet: He's squatting inside her like a toad. This is what comes from dabbling. You can't practice witchcraft while you look down your nose at it.

Sally: I know. Just tell me what to do and I'll do it.

Aunt Frances: We must banish him.

Aunt Jet: Force his spirit back to the grave.

Aunt Frances: We need a full coven. Nine women.

Aunt Jet: Twelve's better

Aunt Frances: Do you have any friends?

=== INT. KITCHEN NIGHT ===

(Sally calls on the phone)

Sally: Linda, it's Sally. I'm activating the phone tree. You know the stuff everyone whispers about me... the hexes, the spells? Here is the thing. I'm a witch!

Woman D: I got the best news. Sally just came out.

Woman A: What a fabulous affirmation.

Woman F: Her sister just got out of a bad relationship and now the guy won't leave her alone. Can you bring a bloom.

===EXT. GARDEN NIGHT===

Kylie: I see headlights.

Antonia: Mom, they're here! Come on ! They're here!

Woman F: It's in the kitchen!

Antonia: In the side door!

===INT. KITCHEN NIGHT===

Aunt Jet: Come in! It's so good of you to come. No, now's not time to be shy. Come on in. Grab yourselves a spoon. You can stir right over there.

Aunt Frances: You get right over here and grab that spoon and dig right in. Doesn't that look great? And the fumes are great for the pores. Not to mention sealing his nasty spirit back into the grave.

Woman A: Once, I was across town, my daughter had a nightmare. I swear, I could hear her crying.

Aunt Jet:There's a little witch in all of us.

Sally: Everything's almost ready, Aunt Jet. (to Sara) I didn't expect to see you here.

Sara: Ever since I was a girl, I've wanted to see inside your house.

Sally: Thank you for coming.

Woman F: Is this okay? It's all I had.

Aunt Frances: Well, ladies, let's begin.

===INT. ROOM NIGHT===

Aunt Frances: All right, ladies, pick a broom from a circle.

Woman A: Holy shit!

Woman B: I've been strung out by a guy before, but this

Aunt Jet: Would each of you pick up your brooms? Hold them at staff length, handle to brush. Remember that as we go forth. It is only with our hearts beating as one that we can save the life of this child.

(Aunt Frances starts spelling)

Woman C: Are we supposed to say this?

(Everyone spells to get rid of James's spirit from Gillian)

Sally: Stop it! We're killing her.

Gillian (James): Fight this, you bitch!

Sally: Oh, God! Oh, God! Gilly! Gilly, Honey!

Gillian: It's okay. I love you.

Sally: Stay with me.

Gillian: Please, just let him take me.

Sally: No, you have to hold on. Gill, you have to stay with me. Gilly, No, stay with me. Gilly, No, stay with me.

Gillian: No, he wants me. Just me. Everyone will be safe. Just let him take me.

Sally: Don't die on me, Gilly Owens, please. Because we're supposed to die together, remember? The same time. You promised me that. And this is not that day.

Gillian: I love you, Sally.

Sally: Okay, wait. I've got it. Get them back in a circle.

Sally: Hey, Jimmy, I got a worm with your name on it. You thirsty? Is this is what you want? Well, this ...you can't have. My blood. Your blood. Our blood.

Aunt Frances: Maria's blood. Now! Push her in.

Sally: I love you, Gillian.

Woman A: We did it.

Aunt Frances: Hands up. ladies. Ashes to ashes, dust to dust.

Woman C: I wonder if that would work on my ex-husband?

Woman A: Come on, ladies, let's clean house!

Sally: Through kitchen. Follow me.

Woman A: Well done.

Sally: Sweep him to the roses.

===EXT. GARDEN DAY===

Gillian: Hey! There's something for you.

Sally: From Arizona.

Sally (V.O.): "Dear Miss Owens: Any further investigations. Office hereby concluded James Angelvo's cause of death was accidental. Jewely in ashes of structure provided positive indentification. Sincerely, Gary Hallet special investigator."

Gillian: I don't think he's in there, Sal.

Sally: What would you do, Gilly?

Gillian: What wouldn't I do for the right guy?

(Gary Hallet comes and kisses Sally.)

===EXT. HOUSE HELOWEEN NIGHT===

Sally (V.O.): Can love travel back in time and heal a broken heart? Was it our joined hands that finally lifted Maria's curse? I'd like to think so. There're some things I know for certain. Always throw spilled salt over your left shoulder. Keep rosemary by your garden gate. Plant lavender for luck. And fall in love whenever you can.

THE HAPPY END...